Detoxing will be a nightmare this time around. I have gone on a bender the past 3 weeks. I am carb loaded and caffeinated to the hilt. I will be having a rude awakening when this fast of mine starts. O dear!
But hopefully my body will realize what my mind already knows-- I will feel better in the long run. I will be stronger and healthier.
I just hope that I can make it through the first few days. Then the rest will be easy.
Or as my kids say: "easy, breezy, nice and cheesy!"
Except there won't be any dairy in this fast. Or maybe forever.
Which breaks my heart.
Some people whine about no bread. PSHAW! I say! Bread was easy to kick to the curb.
Pasta? Who needs it? (side note-- give it up for a while and yo notice it has a weird smell and taste when you do go back to it.)
But dairy?
O luscious temptress with your soft, creaminess or your sharp crumbliness. O how I do love you so!!
You, I will miss the most.
So stay tuned folks. I think I will need to get some catharsis from my blogs as I detox.
So hold on tight and enjoy the ride. Or at least feel smug knowing that you can sit reading this blog while eating your bagel with cream cheese and laugh at my pain.
But I won't hold it against you. O no!
I'll be fasting and reaching a higher level of consciousness and enlightenment. And that has to be better than any block of sharp cheddar--right?
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